Magazine

Today I am playing with the New Yorker. This thing is amazing!

Mama told me I couldn't eat any of it, and I did my very best.

I grabbed the front and back cover and whipped it over my head and flung it against the wall. Magically the pages came off! Then I ripped and ripped and ripped the pages until they were scattered all over me. I hope Mama gives me another New Yorker. She did say she didn't want me playing with her books. I wonder why not?

Overall, I give this "toy" 4 out of 5 binkys. I can sit up or lay on my stomach to play with it, it makes noises, scrunches up easily, and tears like a dream.

I'm looking forward to shredding pages 1 and 2 tomorrow.