Rubber Brush

Today I am playing with...well, I'm not sure. Mama gave me a very funny toy tonight at dinner. I had a little bit of a fever today which made me pretty tired and fussy, so Mama gave me this...thing...to play with to try and keep me happy. I'm not sure what it really was, but I definitely didn't like it. I tried to bite the funny orange hair on one end, and well, let's just say I won't be trying that again. It wasn't very easy to hang on to either. The other end wasn't much better, but at least it was more like my binky. It didn't play any music, light-up, make funny noises, or taste very good. I finally tossed it to the ground for the puppies.

I give this (Mama's editorial note: "rubber cooking brush") 1 out of 5 binkys. I usually love to play with anything that isn't in any way designed for a baby, but this was really, much too ree-dic-uluss.

Raspberry

Mama has found something that is almost BETTER than the binky: the RaZ-Berry binky. It's a binky that LOOKS like a raspberry, or so I've been told. I've only seen milk and mushed up carrots. My good friend Glow Worm is holding on to the raspberry binky for me in this picture. She's a good friend.

I like to chew all over this binky. I take it out and chew on the red part, then take it out and chew on the green part. Chomp, chomp, chomp. Then I take it out and look at it, and start chewing all over again. Sometimes it makes a little squeak squeak sound as I chew on it, then my puppy

comes running over because she thinks I will give it to her.

I never do. Bad puppy.

I give this Raz-Berry 5 out of 5 binkys. Whenever I play with it I'm in a terrific mood, I can chew on it better than my other binkys, and it's easy for my little hands to hold. Every baby should have this!